Is Sheryl Crow One Square Short of a Roll?

Sheryl Crow has proposed a ban on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in each visit to the toilet. I'm posting this under the mental health category because I'm concerned that Sheryl has lost her mind.

She says we should be allowed to use "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting ... I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote reported the BBC.

Perhaps she should spend a bit more time trying to come up with ways for us to deal with global warming, because this idea is not cutting it. Just how is this "limitation" supposed to be enforced? Will there be a toilet paper quota and we can only buy so much per month? Will Sheryl personally monitor your bathroom adventures?

"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating."

She also wants to do away with paper napkins and create a clothing line with napkins built into the sleeves.

I have designed a clothing line that has what’s called a “dining sleeve”. The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another “dining sleeve,” after usage. The design will offer the “diner” the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold.”

Gosh, I'm surprised she doesn't want us to use the same square of toilet paper we were allowed in the bathroom to then wipe our mouths!

Seriously, Sheryl, if you want to help the environment there are many ways it can be done without actually making laws about how much toilet paper people can use. If you can get by with just one square of toilet paper and still be hygienic, then more power to you. For the rest of us, there are many other ways to do our part and conserve.

Sheryl Crow's war on toilet paper

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